Want to know why this chicken is crossing the road? It's not to get to the other side. That's a bunch of hooey! Chickens don't care what side of the road they're on. But there is something a chicken will cross the road for!
Having had chickens, I've discovered that they're ruled by certain basic impulses one of which is food. Bugs in particular. They'll do anything for a juicy, tasty bug.
Anyone who has raised chickens knows the answer to this age-old question!
So, why does the chicken cross the road? To get a bug, of course!
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